TWO AND A HALF MEN SEASON 3: WEEKEND IN BANGKOK WITH TWO OLYMPIC GYMNASTS/ PRINCIPAL GALLAGHER'S LESBIAN LOVER/ CARPET BURNS AND A BITE MARK/ YOUR DISMISSIVE ATTITUDE TOWARDS BOOBS/ WE CALLED IT MR PINKY/ HI, MR HORNED ONE/ SLEEP TIGHT, PUDDIN' POP etc

AND THE PLOT MOISTENS/ THAT VOODOO THAT I DO/ MADAME AND HER SPECIAL FRIEND/ SOMETHING SALTED AND TWISTED/ SANTA'S VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED/ JUST ONCE WITH AUNT SOPHIE/ ARGUMENTS FOR THE QUICKIE/ THAT PISTOL-PACKIN' HERMAPHRODITE THAT SPECIAL TUG/ HUMILIATION IS A VISUAL MEDIUM/ LOVE ISN'T BLIND, IT'S RETARDER/ MY TONGUE IS MEAT/ ERGO, THE BOOTY CALL/ THE UNFORTUNATE LITTLE SCHNAUSER/ THE SPLI-COVERED-COBBLER/ GOLLY MOSES, SHE;S A MUFFIN/ ALWAYS A BRIDE, NEVER A BURRO